“They call me Izzy with the J-O-N-E-S/And when I step on stage, Yes the ladies do undress.” I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make movies, I have been writing my first movie for the past three years, it’s going to be huge. I pretend I make music - I love Hip Hop music, but if you don’t I can’t blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and am slowly realizing that being a 30 year old rapper wouldn’t be cool. I have a beard - I got this whole bohemian thing going on, I gotta say it works for me. I don’t shower that much - it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don’t go to work when I should, sometimes I work to much - I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love once, it made me realize that a man can love an angel, but he’s gotta take that chance. I want to apologize to anyone I’ve hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be - Sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my action have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being soon. I like to write sometimes, I think I am good at it – Grammar and Punctuation are not my friends. Enjoy your internet stalking.